Q: The policeman never read me my rights. Will they drop my case?
A: No.
Q: If the victim or police man don’t show up on the first court date will they drop my case?
A: No.
Q: Can we tell the judge that the victim wants to drop the charges so he can dismiss the case?
A: No.
Q: I made some “mistakes” in the report I wrote for the police. Can we call them and change it?
A: No.
Q: Can’t we just argue that I was going the same speed as everybody else on the road?
A: No.
Q: Can the police man give me a ticket if the headlight on his squad car is out?
A: Yes.
Q: Can’t we just have my witness show the judge the video on his phone and not have a trial?
A: No.
Q: Is it fair that I have to keep taking off work to come to court?
A: No.
Q: The policeman told me they would drop the ticket once I got to court…
A: No.
Q: The victim got a DUI, will they drop the case now?
A: No, no, no.
Dude. You’re on fire!
But what about “can I plead guilty with explanation”? Or plead “not innocent”?
I knew I’d forget something!
Maybe I should edit this and add them. Or start a “part 2” Q&A…
Part 2 for sure