K.I.S.S.
Let’s talk about talking to the police again. Wait. Let’s not. I’ve wasted thousands of words on that […]
About that cook county prosecutor who was arrested at the lingerie shop
I’m sure you’ve heard about the Cook County prosecutor who was arrested in the last week. In case […]
About those girls who stole the Girl Scout cookies…
Remember when I mocked those girls who stole the cookies? Maybe you don’t. I mean, it was all […]
Prostitutes, nuclear weapons, and lawyers
These are the three things ruining the word: Prostitutes, nuclear weapons, and lawyers. At least according to this […]
If they weren’t guilty, the police wouldn’t be searching.
You know how I’m always rooting for the bad guy? How I’m this immoral guy who is just […]
Drew Peterson, technicalities, and your cats.
Until something with Herrera changes, though, you can tell those cats to grow thumbs and learn to use a can […]
Remembering Bill Gracik.
Not a month goes by that I don’t hear the name Ralph Madsen. Who is Ralph Madsen? I […]
Facebook, the Batman shootings and Journalists… let’s be consistent, people.
Yay privacy! Facebook is evil. I’ve explained this before. I mean, it’s a great place for people to […]
Some things to consider before confessing to that crime you didn’t commit.
I’m involved in a lot of conversations that go something like this: Me: So, what happened? You: I […]
You don’t want me as your lawyer.
You want Jones. He does so much more. Not sure if he goes to Kane County, though.
Jerry Sandusky and suicide missions.
A few months back I was annoyed that people were jumping on Sandusky’s lawyer for decisions he’d made. […]
Hiding.
It’s been awhile since I scampered off the radar. Too long, actually. I’m planning to fix that at […]