A Quick Guide to Some of the Rights of “Those People” (AKA All of Us) for Newspaper Commentors and Twitterers Who Have Only Heard About The Second Amendment.
Amendment 1: If you want to worship a goat or tree or potato chip, you can. But the […]
I’d Rather Be Good Than Lucky.
I once represented a kid who did dumb kid stuff. I still represent kids who do dumb kid […]
“Criminal” May Be An Entertaining Podcast, But It’s Damn Sure Not Fair.
My client’s name isn’t important so we’ll call him C.H. He was minding his own business in Pensacola, […]
The Twitter Law Seminar That Never Will Be.
Overblown Moderator’s Intro: How many of you could use help with the internet? Today we’re happy to have […]
Because I Love It.
“How do you sleep at night putting in toilets for pedophiles?” -Things nobody ever says to plumbers. “I […]
Three dumb things people say to the police… all the time.
So, you’re sitting in my office and you’re mad that you got a ticket or were arrested for […]
You Can’t Turn Over Police Reports You Haven’t Written.
Between pondering how the courthouse bathrooms were trashed within 10 minutes of the place opening, and hoping that […]
McHenry County Branch Court is Closing. Interesting.
If you’re not aware, McHenry County actually holds court in two “courthouses”. There’s the main courthouse at 2200 […]
The Unfair Fight.
I’m not willing to let this press release/social media campaign issue die yet. Like I wrote about a […]
Crime News… Whose Perspective?
Obviously I love to troll the press and media releases for local crime. They amuse me. There’s nothing […]
I’m curious about the human remains found in that house near McHenry. Real curious.
Last week word got out that the police had found human remains in a house in McHenry. The […]
Is the flesh-eating Heroin substitute in McHenry County?
Heroin is pretty scary stuff. They’re claiming it’s on the rise again all over McHenry County. I don’t […]