The Juice
How do you start a letter to O.J. Simpson? I wasn’t sure either. So, I opened with “Mr. […]
“Most of my heroes don’t appear on no stamps.”
If life were Star Wars, Hofmann would be Han Solo Every once in a while things keep popping […]
Ah, the joys of becoming a lawyer.
If you spend your days trying to convince a prosecutor that not every charge of battery is a […]
This is your warning
Anybody who knows anything about going to court for people with DUIs know’s it’s about to get busy. […]
Tips for the new lawyers: Law school was a waste of your time.
Once we told the entire story, guess what happened? NG. Not Guilty. Give us back our bond money, because […]
We made the Huffington Post last week.
That’s me, farthest to the right. More on this case to follow. Click the the picture for […]
K.I.S.S.
Let’s talk about talking to the police again. Wait. Let’s not. I’ve wasted thousands of words on that […]
About that cook county prosecutor who was arrested at the lingerie shop
I’m sure you’ve heard about the Cook County prosecutor who was arrested in the last week. In case […]
About those girls who stole the Girl Scout cookies…
Remember when I mocked those girls who stole the cookies? Maybe you don’t. I mean, it was all […]
Defending the Dumbed
Ask yourself, “what is more important… money, or life?” The answer is simple, really. When I see something […]
Prostitutes, nuclear weapons, and lawyers
These are the three things ruining the word: Prostitutes, nuclear weapons, and lawyers. At least according to this […]
Representing yourself in traffic court? Tips for success from a pimp.
It seems that these pages get a lot of hits for people looking for tips on representing themselves […]