Cop Games, Due Process and the CPD “Black Site.”
“Sorry to disrupt, but I’m here for Mr. Innocent.” One of my favorite things to do at this […]
The Legalization of Marijuana Doesn’t Solve Financial Problems. So What.
For years I’ve been saying that legalizing marijuana so we can “tax the stuff” and put the money […]
Honoring Columbus Day: Can I get a mug shot?
Light the tree, set off the fireworks and pass out the candy… it’s Columbus Day in America! Today […]
Driver sober AND get pulled over.
Nothing warms my jaded, criminal defense attorney heart more than when law enforcement comes up with cute catch […]
The hypocrisy of your outrage over Donald Sterling.
I didn’t even know who Donald Sterling was until this whole Clippers/mistress/racism thing went down. In case you’re […]
Drugs, Schools, Parks and completely random drug/school/parks laws.
Sometimes a drug deal in Elgin is just a drug deal. I’ve given up reading some of the […]
The Geneva Police Crash Jenny McCarthy’s Party.
You knew Jenny McCarthy lived in Geneva, right? If you didn’t (and you should have) you know now. […]
Don’t Break Your Arm Patting Yourself On The Back. Or, Really, Maybe You Should.
If you’re going to kill a guy so you can start the second movie on time, shouldn’t the […]
This right here explains why you people are so angry.
In a few days the good people over at Excessivebail are going to post a little thing I […]
St. Charles Crime is Out of Control.
Make sure to lock the door, folks. Things have gone nuts in St. Charles. Just when you thought […]
That dude from Moonshiners doesn’t listen (to me, anyway).
I try to be helpful here. I really do. I know I probably fail. It’s not for lack […]